John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner
THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE
GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY
This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.
This is my favorite story ever and I will reblog it every time I see it.
RYAN IT’S THE TOM JONES WHAT’S NEW PUSSYCAT
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1:18 am • 21 October 2014 • 191,647 notes
Does anyone else remember when American Dragon randomly changed its art style?
I firmly believe that this was a major reason this show got canceled other than the fact that it was awful
12:51 am • 21 October 2014 • 179,431 notes
yo i want bush on my dodgeball team
I like how the other guy just tries to lazily swat the second shoe out of the air.
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12:38 am • 21 October 2014 • 421,264 notes
do you ever see something and think "wow. that is violently american”
You mean like glazed-donut-bacon-cheeseburgers?
12:36 am • 21 October 2014 • 300,279 notes
Cool I lost two followers for being sad what the hell do you want from me
12:19 am • 21 October 2014 • 6 notes