You can be the ripest, juiciest peach in the world, and there’s still going to be somebody who hates peaches.
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Road Runner is really the realest cartoon character of all time.
99% of the time, all this nigga did was what he was made to do: run.
He’d let out a “meep meep” to his stalker/hater, but he never let him trip him up.
Straight avoiding that Wile E. Coyote for like, 70 years.
He be like “Fuck ACME, bruh. I stay runnin’ in these deserty streets. Come holla if you live until the end of the goddamn cartoon. Until then, meep meep, you dirty mothafucka. Broke ass bitch. Meep-fuckin-meep to ya whole damn family.”
“meep meep, you dirty mothafucka. Broke ass bitch. Meep-fuckin-meep to ya whole damn family”
I love tumblr.
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It was a movie about American bombers in the second world war and gallant men who flew them. Seen backwards by Billy, the story went like this: American planes, full of holes and wounded men and corpses took off backwards from an airfield in England. Over France, a few German fighter planes flew at them backwards, sucked bullets and shells fragments from some of the planes and crewmen. They did the same for wrecked American bombers on the ground, and those planes flew up backwards to join the formation.
The formation flew backwards over a German city that was in flames. The bombers opened their bomb bay doors, exerted a miraculous magnetism which shrunk the fires, gathered them into cylindrical steel containers, and lifted the containers into the bellies of the planes. The containers were stored nearly in racks. The Germans below had miraculous devices of their own, which were long steel tubes. They used them to suck more fragments from the crewmen and planes. But their were still a few wounded Americans, though, and some of the bombers were in bad repair. Over France, though, German fighters came up again, made everything and everybody as good as new. When the bombers got back to their bases, the steel cylinders were taken from the racks and shipped back to the United States of America, where factories were operating night and day, dismantling the cylinders, separating the dangerous contents into minerals. Touchingly, it was mainly women who did this work. The minerals were then shipped to specialists in remote areas. It was their business to put them into the ground, to hide them cleverly, so they would never hurt anybody ever again.
The American fliers then turned in their uniforms, became high school kids. And Hitler turned into a baby, Billy Pilgrim supposed. That wasn’t in the movie. Billy was extrapolating. Everybody turned into a baby, and all humanity, without exception, conspired biologically to produce two perfect people named Adam and Eve, he supposed
—Kurt Vonnegut, Slaughterhouse-Five
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lmao Roger
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